[Trump] fresh off of applying the midas touch at the White House, is getting serious about cutting Ukraine loose. Apparently, Rubio, that simpering sack
The snow here on Mount Hermon is whiter than Bukele’s teeth, which, if you’ve seen the photos, is saying something. Whiter than Trump’s… well, you know.
First ping lights up the goddamn phone – a digital scream cutting through this sterile, recycled air. "Trump's Birthday Parade." My brain just rebooted,
Gary-from-Accounting was long gone, replaced by this twitching apostle of the AI Algorithm, eyes wide with the terrifying, vacant sheen of the True Believer.
Uncle Sam, the orange incumbant, probably sweating bourbon himself, decides the current tariffs aren’t quite painful enough. No, let’s slap another 50% on top!
