Headline: Trump and Zelensky Meet at Pope's Funeral. What in God's name? The Pope's funeral? Is anything sacred? Not even the big guy's final dirt nap?
It's the ultimate Gonzo nightmare-the most powerful men on the planet playing geopolitical poker with human lives, mediated by tweets and backroom deals
Forget "When they go low, we go high." That Michelle Obama line? Sweet sentiment, bless her heart, but about as effective against Trump as a polite cough
